$WEN Buy $WEN

Est. today · Fresh, never frozen

Wendy's is better than McDonald's

That's the whitepaper. There is no page two.

HOLD $WEN ▶EARN $MCDx ▶SELL IT ON RONALD'S HEAD
CA: Cbfb7P2bzTYgEDr13wcUH1a9CuN4p2GbRXhCNKafCHdR
Buy $WEN Dump on Ronald ↓
Behind the McDonald's Wendy walking calmly down a street while a McDonald's burns behind her.
$WENNEVER FROZEN

The entire research note

Three reasons, and then we're done

People have written 40-page tokenomics PDFs to say less than this.

01

Fresh, never frozen

No presale. No team bag defrosting in the back. Nothing here has ever seen a freezer.

02

Our ice cream machine works

Mint and freeze authority both revoked. Nobody can print more, nobody can freeze your bag, nothing left to break.

03

We do not have a clown

They have a clown. We have a girl with a cleaver and posting privileges. Different energy entirely.

An alley: Ronald slumped in a dumpster full of McDonald's wrappers while Wendy lifts a bin lid.
Fig. 1 — Ronald, post-listing. Wendy, taking the bins out.

Pull forward

The drive-thru

Three windows. You will not be asked to read a single PDF.

Window 1 — Order

Buy $WEN

Then hold it. That's the whole job. Do not overthink the burger.

Window 2 — Collect

$MCDx lands in your bag

Every trade sends $MCDx straight to holders. You don't claim, stake, farm or sign anything. It just turns up. Like their napkins.

Window 3 — Dispose

Sell it on Ronald's head

$MCDx exists to be sold. Immediately. Directly onto him. This isn't financial advice, it's a public service.

Live market — do not be gentle

Dump on Ronald's head

Click the clown. Every click sells $MCDx straight onto him. The chart only goes one way.

$MCDx / Ronald $0.00004200
24h change −0.00%
$WEN holders fed 0 bags
Total dumped on him 0 sells
$MCDx — all time

Awaiting first sell order.

Exhibits A to F

We didn't write these. She did.

Real posts. Real account. Nobody asked her. The thesis has been public for years, we just put it on a chain.

McDonald's: Not a big fan of your nuggets. Wendy's: Not a big fan of your existence.
Exhibit A — the opening statement
User: I'm going to McDonald's what should I get. Wendy's: A McRefund.
Exhibit B — consumer guidance
McDonald's posts a broken draft tweet. Wendy's: When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine.
Exhibit C — 766,309 likes
McDonald's announces fresh beef by mid-2018. Wendy's asks if that means frozen beef in most burgers in all restaurants.
Exhibit D — the frozen beef incident
User: I want Wendy's but my girlfriend wants McDonald's, what do I do. Wendy's: There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Exhibit E — relationship advice
User: my friend wants to go McDonald's, what should I tell him. Wendy's: Find new friends.
Exhibit F — no notes

Surveillance

Recent sightings

Submitted without comment.

Wendy in chains and rings leaning on a black Lamborghini Countach at night.
After the $MCDx sell
Wendy standing perfectly still and unimpressed in a packed nightclub.
Nobody here holds McDonald's
Wendy sitting on a kitchen counter sharpening a cleaver.
Sharpening the chart
Black and white trail camera photo of Wendy standing beside a dumpster at 3am.
03:00. Behind the drive-thru
Four CCTV panels showing Ronald sneaking through an alley, then Wendy waiting in the storeroom.
He tried the back door
Split panel: Ronald screaming and being restrained, beside Wendy calmly eating dinner.
Left: read the tax. Right: wrote it
Ronald standing soaked and shivering in the rain outside Wendy's lit food stall.
Fig. 2 — He is welcome to come inside. He will be charged.

Roadmap

Itemised, on a receipt

If it doesn't fit on a receipt it isn't a roadmap, it's a hostage note.

WENDY'S

ORDER #WEN-0001 · DRIVE-THRU 2

1 PHASE ONE — LAUNCHFair. No presale. No allocation. DONE
1 PHASE TWO — RELOCATIONRonald moved to the dumpster. DONE
1 PHASE THREE — $MCDxHolders paid in his own currency. SERVING
1 PHASE FOUR — DRIVE-THRUListings. Bigger window. QUEUED
1 PHASE FIVE — THE MACHINEWe fix a real one. On camera. QUEUED
SUBTOTALRONALD'S DIGNITY
TAX0.00
TOTAL$MCDx
CHANGENONE — HE HAD NONE

★ THANK YOU. COME AGAIN. ★

Questions at the window

Frequently asked

What actually is $MCDx?

It's what you get paid for holding $WEN. It has one job: to sit in your wallet briefly before you get rid of it. It isn't an asset. It's a receipt for somebody else's mistake.

Where do I sell $MCDx?

Ronald's head. There's a button further up the page. Use it more than once.

What if $MCDx goes up?

It won't. That is not a risk disclosure, it's the design brief.

Is this affiliated with Wendy's?

No. Wendy's has no idea we exist. We just happen to agree with her, loudly and in public, about McDonald's.

Is the ice cream machine really broken?

Theirs is. Ours is fine. Ours has always been fine.

wen $WEN

You're standing in it.

Do you have a serious answer for anything?

Yes. Mint and freeze authority are both revoked, so nobody can print more $WEN or freeze your wallet, and you can check that yourself on Solscan in about ten seconds. Liquidity is not locked, so do your own homework before you size in. Everything else on this page is a joke. Those two bits aren't.

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